[I've decided to copy my aunt and share with you the funny things we say in our daily lives.]
The following is a conversation that happened over text today:
Scotty: So I decided since it's the end of the world tomorrow, I'm going to moon everyone at work before I go home.
Me: Gross, I don't think anyone wants to see your hairy butt.
Scotty: I don't care if they do or don't, it's the end of the world and I can do what I want.
Me: And this is why YOU won't be taken up in the Rapture tomorrow.
See y'all in heaven tomorrow, everybody!!